I know how I'm spending New Year's Eve...on my knees with you standing in front of me, doing what you do best! I'm hoping for some big bangs to ring in the New Year!!!
You always wonder how your lawyer wife can stand being a public defender given the monstrous amount of work, but she says it's so easy she can do two at a time.
My gorgeous wife/goddess gave me a new pink see-through ruler to show me how I don't measure up -- it's just 6 inches long since she says a 12 inch ruler is a waste of money for me!! What do you think?
No matter how much you say you want your mom to stop sucking your bully’s dick. You know deep down you loving watching her do it like the dirty slut she is.