HELLO, I AM A TALL, SWEDISH, VIKING SHIELDMAIDEN WITH BOOBS AND A DICK BUT I HAVE A SOFT SIDE AND ENJOY LINGERIE. HERE ARE MY TINY AND SLIGHTLY ATHLETIC BOOBS. ENJOY THEM. IT PLEASES MY BOILING BLOOD.
Wife reminding me this morning that I don't measure up - she is s till amazed how tiny I am despite being so tall (6'7"). I wish I could blame the cold for my lack of size, but I had just stepped out of a hot shower!