You know how stressed I was about finals and these white frat boys invited me over. I thought I'd go and unwind a little. I told them I only drink white wine but they only had beer. I have so much regret. I missed my final the next day! Oh and I'm sorry t
Sir, having dismissed my maid on her ignorance of port wine & brandy, I found myself interviewing fresh staff. "From which region does the best wine originate?" I asked. Upon their response, these harlots were removed. On later reflection, I have invi
