I was going to title this one "black hole" but I didn't want to confuse anyone, so I just wrote out this title instead... and I still said "black hole"
I know I shouldn't have waited till the night of our wedding... But I really didn't want you running away once you found out how depraved and controlling I really am. Don't worry, this collar is going to look great on you from now on, just accept it.
So I've started playing Pokémon Go again. Not that crazy about it, tbh, but it's a good enough incentive to just go out and walk around town. Brought this milkshake pair with me on today's adventure! As usual, let me know if you want 'em