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You recognize your sister's new boyfriend immediately. They've just been dating a week, so maybe you could talk to her and tell her what an asshole he is. As soon as he recognized you, he grabbed her for the first time, took her phone, and sent you this.
While visiting my cousin out of town I hooked up with the local scumbag lawyer. I told him he had to pull out and this is what he did. I just know he'll weasel out of child support, too.
Recently I almost asked my Uber to fuck me... he wasn’t even hot... I was just so horny [f] btw YES this is true sometimes when you’re horny you’ll think crazy things... it is what it is