When camping, always secure your pet so they don't wander off at night. Females are often easily distracted outside and can get lost if not properly supervised. (x-post /r/bondage)
When pissing in your pet's mouth, if she dares to spit it out, leading health officials recommend jamming your cock down her throat and forcing your piss directly into her stomach
MD feminists: embrace your female biological inferiority; it's what makes you be recognized and desired as women by the superior Men you need and select. Also, if your Man has other wives as well as you in the house, you'll avoid boredom when performing y
women feel offended when inferior men treat them bad, but they feel happy and validated when superior Men treat them bad. So MD gentlemen remember: if you are superior Men, you MUST mistreat women, once they beg you for it, so they feel respected by you
[VOSS-057] When My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me, My Mom Felt Sorry For Me, And Made Me A Promise That She'd Fuck Me If I Wore A Condom! But When She Showed No Emotion, I Slipped Off My Rubber And Then She Started To Orgasm And Transformed Into An Ass Shaki
[VOSS-111] "No! Don't Move! If You Move... I Won't Be Able To Stop!" I'm A Cherry Boy And My Only Hobby Is Masturbation, So When My Mother-In-Law Took Pity On Me She Said, "I Can't Let You Go All The Way, But You Can Rub Your Cock Against My Pussy If You
If you like saggy teats and large nipples that point down and hang, I'm your girl.. I have a loose pussy that opens easily for anyone to slide right in and deposit their seed.. i love erotic stories of cheating, exploring sex when younger and basically ho
I always freeball when I hike. I just like how it feels. Today I was at Runyon and started thinking about this cute boy I fucked and started to become noticeable... what would you do if you saw me like this on the trail?
