As the cat cancer is spreading, dead bird, while holding a cat based sex toy, has no filter for its unrefined dialect, and therefore if it is used to strain water from a Creek it will not be able to protect you from the bacteria.
[19] Not sure if it qualifies as 'impressive' but I'm playing hard and fast with the rules right now- Call the cops, I don't give a F U C K (2.3"L -> 5.25"L 5.4"G)