Your mom would do anything for you. Even if it means taking your bullies huge load, shot after shot, to the back of her throat just so he'll stop picking in you. What a great mom you have!
Well, hubby, I _would_ tell my ex boyfriend to stop kicking you around. But he told me that if he doesn't get to pound you, then he won't keep pounding _me_. So...say hi to him for me next time he steals your wallet.