was going to the beach with my partner, saw his swim trunks in the bag we were taking and put a 2nd pair of mine in there instead, he had little choice but to try on mine when we got there, hehe
[F]irst day in Puerto Rico. TSA searched my bag because there were some "dangerous" looking items (namely a new set of butt plugs!). But it was worth it when we got to the hotel... <x-post from /r/gonewild>
"Marie, I noticed an open book on the table by your stuff called 'How To Hypnotize Your Employers'... would you like me to save your spot with a bookmark and put in your bag for you?"
