My best friend invited me over to play a game with her husband... if he could successfully guess who was sucking him, five times in a row, he could fuck us both.
You shouldn't have invited him out for drinks that night. You were just trying to be friendly and bury the hatchet. But as he soon as he eyed your girl, you knew you were out of the picture. He took her out back to his van to "show her something" and made
