No matter what you say, two feminist holes will always be better than just one. As well as if the pleasure is greater for Him, then it is greater for them too.
TIL that, due to the structural nature of oils and fats, wild salmon raised in cold waters (like the Atlantic ocean) is better for you than farm-raised salmon.
You need to do more than just admit her pussy is better than yours. You need to say it out loud. "She's better than me in every way. My pussy is useless". (I did a fun sexting session with a cuckquean!)