"good job consuela. you keep this attitude and make yourself available and we may not have to have you deported back to honduras. now go upstairs and clean my room. and i want you to leave my cum where it is until i tell you otherwise, understood?"
True fact: female sexuality is more fluid than men's. So no matter how straight she *thinks* she is, she'll eat pussy if it pleases you, and she'll love it.
Sir, further to my correspondence of the 20th inst., I have received - quite unsolicited - a brochure of geysers from a rival manufacturer. It is a true modern miracle that I feel such warmth from merely browsing the sales literature. Thus, I beg assistan
