"good job consuela. you keep this attitude and make yourself available and we may not have to have you deported back to honduras. now go upstairs and clean my room. and i want you to leave my cum where it is until i tell you otherwise, understood?"
True fact: female sexuality is more fluid than men's. So no matter how straight she *thinks* she is, she'll eat pussy if it pleases you, and she'll love it.
The truth of the assertion "women are inferior" is relative to context and conditional, this is why you can't say it that fast. If it is said by an inferior man, it is false; but if it is said by a superior Man, it is true.
Surrendering control to another is a sign of trust, not blind trust, but trust earned over time. it is a unique trust that few have the true pleasure of experiencing.
Recently I almost asked my Uber to fuck me... he wasn’t even hot... I was just so horny [f] btw YES this is true sometimes when you’re horny you’ll think crazy things... it is what it is
Sir, further to my correspondence of the 20th inst., I have received - quite unsolicited - a brochure of geysers from a rival manufacturer. It is a true modern miracle that I feel such warmth from merely browsing the sales literature. Thus, I beg assistan
