I know I shouldn't have waited till the night of our wedding... But I really didn't want you running away once you found out how depraved and controlling I really am. Don't worry, this collar is going to look great on you from now on, just accept it.
Oh, you're a Doctor? Great, I've been looking everywhere but it's so hard to get appointments, lucky me to find one on the train right? Anyway, I'm sure I felt a lump a few days ago. Like, it could be cancer so please check it through carefully.
