A poor redneck girl is weighed down by her waterlogged overalls and her parents disappointment, attempts to climb on top of a starfish to make it to the safety of the surface while the bastard offspring of a unicorn and a water snake overlooks the affair
A snake wriggles to freedom out of the belly of a larger snake that had swallowed it, after the larger snake was killed by a pet cat [x-post from r/wtf]
