So the thing that makes a woman's body "sexy" (in the sense of being something you would accept for her contribution within a transaction) is not its curves, it's the fact of the female inferiority that disables that woman for contributing anything better
As the cat cancer is spreading, dead bird, while holding a cat based sex toy, has no filter for its unrefined dialect, and therefore if it is used to strain water from a Creek it will not be able to protect you from the bacteria.