[19] Not sure if it qualifies as 'impressive' but I'm playing hard and fast with the rules right now- Call the cops, I don't give a F U C K (2.3"L -> 5.25"L 5.4"G)
After my step-mom and dad have sex and he falls asleep, she sneaks into my room for some REAL fun. I feel bad for him, but its not my fault my cock is the only thing that gets her hard.