Cuntheory, all in comments, and she does show a mighty yet tiny little cunny, the sort of one that makes you want to have a little lick, up and down, side to side, before or after the piddle, working it harder than Gary Johnson does his Nikes
The story of Goatse begins with a mustachioed, wiry man in his late forties who goes by the name "Kirk Johnson." Johnson is a prominent practitioner of extreme penetration.