I jokingly called mom a prude for wearing such a long skirt. "Oh, really?" she said, removing her skirt when we got in the elevator. "You take a picture to remember just how un-prude I am!"
While trying to make a pit-fruit joke for this, I learned that nectarines aren't even their own species (they're just a cultivar of peaches), and I'm irrationally saddened by that