Triple upload bc I get a kick out of showing my ass

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[F24 / 5'2" / 150 lbs] Long story short, went to bar, guy striking out with friend said outloud how her tits are so much bigger than mine and how I'm just jealous bc I'm flat (she was drunk and pushing him away so I intervened)

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hopefully this pink lighting doesnt make me look girly bc im a good straight christian boy

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judging u bc your dick is not in my ass

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