This post isn’t as well curated as my others. The spray was just too good not to share and I was like fuck it, I am on the ball with this one... so then I sat... on this ball
It happened again. You finally bring a girl home, and your mom steals her from you. You try to explain that your mom just does it to torment you and she'll drop the girl in a month or two, but mommy dearest is just too good at it