"Large feet, every day I need new kicks. It's a curse being skinny with a huge dick"

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This taxi driver was a giant dick. He threatened to kick you out a few times, before eventually he did. You asked your girl to walk out with you, but she wanted to stay. He drove off with her in the backseat. She's not answering her texts.

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Kicked it up a notch last night and added a dick in the ass to my outfit.

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