A redditor (& fwb) had me all hot, bothered and full of dirty thoughts after a morning of sexy texts. The best way to handle all that: Soap up and wash those dirty thoughts away (at least until we meet up again).
[F] Since my previous squats did not seem to meet all you kind Sirs’ expectations for a good booty workout, I thought it would only be right of me to try again (I added a sixth squat as an apology). Are these up to par, Sirs?