Best part of having the house to yourself? Cranking up the heat and walking around naked! Think the neighbors got a show tonite...would you knock on my door and come over for a ‘visit’?
Your bully of a landlord came over to demand his rent. When you told him that you didn’t have the money this month because he had started making you pay double, he knocked you out in your bedroom in front of your wife. When you woke up, this was the first