Mom agreed that we could share the jacuzzi to wash the chlorine off after the family swim. I pulled out a camera and she laughed before saying "No more pictures!"
Your wife found out that two of your coworkers were stealing your clients and making you sign over your commissions. She laughed in your face and told you to invite them over and say out loud that you're "signing her over" as well.
My sweetie gave me this tiny flogger saying it looked like a toy that couldn't do any damage. I decided to try to prove her wrong. The results were her laughing at how much effort I put into this...