My friend's, last best idea to get me to quit being Mormon for good was to leave me alone with his wife. She (f30) opened my (m25[then]) mind by opening her legs. God bless them for all the wise, worldly ways they showed me
You did a great job of keeping your fiancé away from your douchey roommate, but you had to leave them alone today to run some errands for the wedding. They’ve never even met before and it’ll just be a couple hours. What’s the worst that can happen? Sudden
You’re pretty jealous of your douchebag roommate. Your girlfriend is clearly crushing on him, and he’s constantly hitting on her. You were hesitant to leave them alone this morning when you went to work, but she told you not to worry, she can deal with hi
