Sir, Clumsy maid Mary did fall and break a chair leg. I to the wood turners, who offer a most modern service whereupon you may watch whilst artisans gently manipulate and shape the timber to your very specifications. I requested the Rococo style chair leg
Mistress Scarlett Johansson would place me in chastity, tie my hands behind my back, and order me to service her for hours. "Get. Between. My legs. Now! Good boy. Now lick!"
