I just wanna hear that ringtone, I like it turned up when you're blowin' up my phone, wanna hear ya say come on over, cuz when you tell me to come on over, I like the sound of that.
As much as I love crazy sex, the sight/sound of another cute girl a few feet away getting the same treatment (or worse!) always makes it 100x hotter. This is why I like swingers clubs... (x-post /r/gangbang)
"You don't have to be a history major or a political scientist to see the bigger-dick foreign-policy theory. It sounds like this: 'What? They have bigger dicks? Bomb them!'"