Still kind of in shock about this... My album from the other night led to a playdate with a local redditor in my area. You couldn't wipe the fucking smile off my face right now if you tried.
Last summer, my bully was a lifeguard at the local beach that my mom and sister always go to. He's always hitting on them and they always laugh and flirt back. One day, my bully texted me this picture with a text "Who should I fuck first? Your solder sist
