In a really happy Festivus mood today, I just need someone to suck the living daylight out of me before the long flight home then I'll be all set (the mid-flight boner while I dream of lifting the flight attendant skirt and mile-high-banging-her-silly is
Ashley paid the price when she refused to give up her seat on the bus to a superior male. Now her defeated wails and rhythmic slapping of flesh provides a cheerful soundtrack for the beleaguered workers on their long ride home. One man even taps his foot
