Was looking around on my cousin's Twitter and found this. Imagine finding out your girlfriend loves BBC and is cheating on you because someone Tweeted it for everyone to see.
The last thing you remember, it was night time, and you were leaving the bar with your wife, and some jerk was talking about how hot she looked. You turned around to confront him and...you wake up lying on the curb with a headache, the sun is coming up, a
Your mum asked for help with her phone, and you couldn't help but look through her files. You quickly realise: 1. That IS your beautiful indian mother 2. That is NOT your father, it is the creepy neighbor who pushes you around
TIME-LAPSE. If you want to blow your mind, take a time-lapse video of your balls while you’re just sitting around watching TV. Let it record for at least 5 minutes and then play it back. The involuntary muscle spasms that help regulate temperature look li