Looking at my tiny dick and juicy ass, I think sometimes boys inherit more features after their mom, rather than dad. The best way is to embrace it, and assume the same role as your mother.
"It's a social network called dickgirls. Look at my earrings in my thread tho." -- Little sissiebitch, please. I ain't pinging you but you'll still see this shit on count of you want up in my beautiful testament to feminine penis! Nnn-O!