I tried the whole "post cute pictures of myself" on reddit thing. It was aight. I'd much rather post this video of myself looking for parking at school for an hour. Let the hating for not showing my tits in this commence!
She rolled her eyes and looked back at her phone, cock twitching, seemingly in anticipation. "Well don't just stand there like an idiot, either come and help me use this thing or go away, you just staring like that is embarrassing..."
She sighed, "Honestly baby, what was the point of having me go through the trouble of growing this massive thing if all you ever want to do is take pictures of it and look at me naked? I mean, I like the attention, but can you at least kiss it or touch it
