Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places. I'm right here. Prove to me you're worthy. Than I'll let you take control ;] (F)

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"I love you so much honey, thank you for letting me bring a guy into the bedroom with us!"

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"Oh, honey. You know I love it when you take these pictures of me. I just wish you'd tell me what you do with all of them!" said mom.

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"I ran into that guy you think is such a prick. He's really opened my eyes to your shortcomings, honey. So when he gets here, show him to the bathroom and film quietly while he makes me fall out of love with you once and for all."

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