Lying in bed after my first night as a unicorn.

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Roses are red, so is my lingerie, get in my bed, and let's celebrate V Day!

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Your girlfriend was lying in bed with you, consoling you while you cry about how cruel your dad is to you. Then he walked in. "You keep my name outta your mouth, I keep this outta hers. Got it?"

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My mom knew it was my bully's dick and that he was on something. She had to lie in bed for weeks.

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