In a really happy Festivus mood today, I just need someone to suck the living daylight out of me before the long flight home then I'll be all set (the mid-flight boner while I dream of lifting the flight attendant skirt and mile-high-banging-her-silly is
Your long distance girlfriend made a new friend at work. As soon as he heard you were miles away, he knew he just needed to be persistent. How would you even know she spent the night at his place?
