Mom lost a bet with me and has to pose in her underwear outside. "I stand in front of the window but not outside!" Mom says. "I can't believe I'm doing this! Don't tell anyone!"
Took the kids to see Spies in Disguise yesterday, it was family and friends gathering. While everyone was busy buying popcorn and drinks I was being appropriately naughty in the bathroom. If those dads waiting outside only knew