My auntie and I have a special arrangement. I let her know when my mom and dad are out of the house, and she stops by for a visit. We both get to have a little fun, as long as our parents never find out. My lips are sealed!
It took a lot of sneaky planning but I finally convinced mom and dad to go out on a date for the first time in forever. Now my little sister and I have the house alone to ourselves...
My sister and I were heading to a halloween party. But one look at her slutty nurse costume and I knew there was no way I was letting her out of the house like that.
Your dad remarried and your new step-mother is a bitch. In front of your dad shes a sweet little angel, but her true self comes out when he's out of the house.
Whenever dad isn't home, my new step-mom always struts around the house wearing next to nothing. I can't help but stare - if she doesn't make the first move, I will.
Sir, My wife, the good Lady F____, instructs me that the modern house has music played by minstrels during dinner. I set about arranging the most musical of evenings; indeed after the gentlemen retired for cigars, the music was heard to play on for many a
