Looking at my tiny dick and juicy ass, I think sometimes boys inherit more features after their mom, rather than dad. The best way is to embrace it, and assume the same role as your mother.
Your mom was one of the best teachers at the school; you and your douchebag bully both got assigned to her class this year. All he does is flirt with her in class and harass you. Today he finally went too far and got detention. You were so relieved until
