Mom said she needed me to get the next size up in the shirt she was trying on. I asked why and she sent me this: "See? It's too small, I can't even get it all the way down!"
Mom meant to send this pic to her friend to ask for advice about the fit but accidentally sent it to me. "I'm so embarrassed," Mom texted soon thereafter. "Please delete the photo!"
Mom calls me into the department store changing room to ask my opinion on a pair of jeans and tshirt. "Why do you keep looking at the tshirt," she asks. "Does the colour not suit me?"
Mom lost a bet with me and has to pose in her underwear outside. "I stand in front of the window but not outside!" Mom says. "I can't believe I'm doing this! Don't tell anyone!"
