My couch sex was interrupted by a couple Jehovah's Witnesses. Not mormon missionaries, but still. The fuckers rang the doorbell *and* knocked when I ignored (continued fucking my boyfriend) them. Answered it and the poor guy is going to have impure though
My friend converted me away from Mormonism by teaching me the wonders of sin, so I payed him back by teaching his wife the wonders of BWC. We all learned a lot, and had fun doing it
My friend's, last best idea to get me to quit being Mormon for good was to leave me alone with his wife. She (f30) opened my (m25[then]) mind by opening her legs. God bless them for all the wise, worldly ways they showed me
