Being mostly straight sucks sometimes. All the girls I want to date run away in fear when they see it, while the gay boys I let service me beg me to pound their face harder.
The problem with being mixed heritage is that your body hair can't decide weather it wants to be straight or curly. Feeling better about myself since I started my diet. I know I'm not the most defined guy, but I'm happy! M/23 London.
Sir, My maid Daisy seemed most ignorant. She neglected the wash stands and the fires, and served the port straight from the cellar. I raised the latter with her, and her dedication to ensuring the port is served at the correct temperature is now admirable
