While you're still living with mom & dad at 25. Your little sister couldn't wait to move out and into my cramped studio apartment after turning 18.
When your mom cheated on your dad, her new boyfriend moved in before you dad had even moved out. He gave the "New man of the house" speech literally right in front of your dad. He was such a dick and your sisters were always bitches, so you didnt get why
Two years after moving out of Russia your now single mom decided you should watch her take BBCs, so you sat on the floor for 3 hours watching Tyrone doing work
