Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.
Nice to meet you! My friends call me BJ, and I'm the newest /r/TributeMe mod "at your service"! ;) Tribute me! Show me your <3 and I'll show you mine. [Verification] in comments.
My friend and I were cleaning the wheels off the car, we started talking about sex and my dick started to grow and it slip out of my shorts. He laughed and asked me if he could take a picture. What did you do ?
My friend converted me away from Mormonism by teaching me the wonders of sin, so I payed him back by teaching his wife the wonders of BWC. We all learned a lot, and had fun doing it
My friend asked me if i could help him get him my mom, i just told her hes a really good masseur and that she really needs a massage, he has been fucking her everyday ever since.
Latter Day Saturday throwback to when my friend taught me sinning is winning, and I taught his wife that my dick is errr uhhhh pretty slick? Thick? Thicc.
All new subs tonight get a free group dick rating! I guarantee at least 5-10 descriptive ratings from me and my friends, and they include their OF names!
