When my girlfriend broke up with me just before our vacation, I offered mom the other ticket so it wouldn't go to waste. Mom was so grateful she offered to fill in for my girlfriend in every way
I accidentally gave mom my girlfriend's Valentine's Day gift bag. Mom sent the following photo and message: "It's a little inappropriate and risque but it's the thought that counts"
My girlfriend, sister and mom decided to head over to my arragont/jerk co-worker's place to demand he stop picking on me. The next day at work, my co-worker showed me this picture...
