Are you kidding me? You beat up my loser son, stole his wallet, AND you ruined his backpack?...OF COURSE you can fuck my ass! Right after I tell him I don't believe him about the bullying and ground him for "not taking better care of his things"
Well, hubby, I _would_ tell my ex boyfriend to stop kicking you around. But he told me that if he doesn't get to pound you, then he won't keep pounding _me_. So...say hi to him for me next time he steals your wallet.
Oh fuck, the way you and your asshole friends fucked my loser boyfriend up has me so fucking wet! Next time steal his wallet and I'll let you fuck me, he's too much of a pussy to call the cops on you!