For fuck sake Stacey, I need to take a shit right now! What the fuck are you even doing in there for over two hours?! If you don't come out right now I swear I'll fucking slash your Barbie collection!
Have been having some [f]ilthy conversations this morning (please feel free to join in) and I just had to fuck my pussy - rolling pin it is. My ass needs to be filled too - wanna help?