"Oh sweetie, I love my new job. I've already got a reputation at work for being diligent, and a real team player. I usually work through lunch, but my boss always has a big, delicious snack for me."
The new girl was a natural power player. Meaning it wasn't so much an accident when her nude selfie made its way into circulation. Even less so when she argued her case to join the boys locker room in gym class. She would play a game of "forgetting" her t