Gentlemen, this is the perfect foreplay: no sex at all, just slapping, beating, hurting, pissing, spitting and maltreating your girls for 1 hour to your sole unrestrained enjoyment. You'll fuck like gods after that.
You knew you weren't enough for your fiancee, so you only had two rules when she had that urge: No kissing, and the guy has to wear protection. Unfortunately her new bull has only one rule: Shut the fuck up, you pussy!
[VOSS-057] When My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me, My Mom Felt Sorry For Me, And Made Me A Promise That She'd Fuck Me If I Wore A Condom! But When She Showed No Emotion, I Slipped Off My Rubber And Then She Started To Orgasm And Transformed Into An Ass Shaki
It's very strange that "the birds and the bees" became a euphemism for talking about sex. (M)any birds don't even have external genitalia, and I'm probably not unique in having no idea how bees fuck
My bullies made a bet that whoever could knock me out first got to fuck my gf. After an hour of beating me I was still conscious. My sister barged in and when I explained to her what was happening she punched me in the face, knocked me out, and said “No y
It's very strange that "the birds and the bees" became a euphemism for talking about sex. Many birds don't even have external genitalia, and I'm probably not unique in having no idea how bees fuck
