You knew you weren't enough for your fiancee, so you only had two rules when she had that urge: No kissing, and the guy has to wear protection. Unfortunately her new bull has only one rule: Shut the fuck up, you pussy!
As the cat cancer is spreading, dead bird, while holding a cat based sex toy, has no filter for its unrefined dialect, and therefore if it is used to strain water from a Creek it will not be able to protect you from the bacteria.
